Score: 4

"Ssooo..."

submission: How to NG Animator God 2

date: July 23, 2009

Tossing every meme that you know into a blender to make a Flash animation is something worth watching?... Seriously, no wonder I stopped checking out Newgrounds long ago, and once I'm finally back I see that pretty much nothing has changed in terms of frontpage quality (except a few rare exceptions)

I'm giving you a 4 just for the effort of putting this together, and I'm being generous, and dick jokes are for retards with a serious lack of taste in humor, sorry, but it's true.

Score: 9

"Hahahah"

submission: Renegade Awesome episode3

date: April 6, 2009

Renegade Awesome's dad is right up my alley! I would chug down a six pack and get drunk and wasted with him while yacking about the things we're both into, I'm loving this series and I hope that there's a fourth part comming.

Score: 8

"It was okay."

submission: The Matrix Has You.

date: April 5, 2009

Only "Chateau", "Burly Brawl" and "Final Fight" were actually worth watching, regarding the other animations, sorry, but I felt like I completely wasted my time with those, the humor, if you can call it that, was too forced and unfunny at most. A nice collab never the less, but it could've been done way better.

Score: 10

"Very cool."

submission: Raven Short Hentai Loop

date: February 25, 2009

I could definetively use this as a postcard, lol.

Spicytacodude, the 3rd song is called "Dragula", by the one and only Rob Zombie.

Score: 7

"Wha?..."

submission: RE5: Public Assembly

date: February 24, 2009

Great artwork, good animations, but very so-so jokes, sorry.

Score: 10

"Poor Mickey :-("

submission: Prostitute Mickey

date: February 24, 2009

It's not often that I feel for a cartoon character, MUCH less here in Newgrounds, but I think that you hit the nail right on the head with this one. Nice little drawings and animations, the content is a nice reflection of today's economical situation for millions of people all over the world, and I am MOST grateful that you didn't get too graphic when it came down to Mickey "doing business" and used an Intermission instead, lol.

10 out of 10 :-)

Score: 10

"Perrty gewd!"

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!

date: February 6, 2009

Lol where can I find those Pokemon Snap parts alone? I wanna wank to that shit XD

Score: 7

"Overrated..."

submission: Gears of Awesome

date: December 15, 2008

Okay, most of you people might disagree with me, sure the artwork and animation is really nice here, the voiceovers are funny but that's pretty much it, I'm a big Egoraptor fan but this didn't really do it for me.

Score: 8

"Foamy is right, but..."

submission: : Door Holding :

date: July 28, 2008

He forgot to mention about when you open a door for someone that's right behind you, and you DON'T get a lousy thanks. I remember a time when I held a door open in a convenience store for 5 people to come in one right after the another, and NOBODY said thanks! >:-(

Score: 7

"Not bad, but..."

submission: The MAC & PC show

date: April 10, 2008

Frontpage material?... I guess there's a real lack of good submissions as of lately... it was just too short, the jokes were okay, but not great really.